What is it with all those gaps around the volume control and wireless icons? Wasted space!

Doesn't contain real snozzberry

MURRICA

Welcome to Jezebel

Cats can be such assholes- my 4 just laze about...or eat spiders

I'm surprised there are no "DOESN'T GIVE KISSES TO INFERIOR MEN ONLY" comments yet.

Notch has done bugger all for Minecraft for a while now

It's aaallllll about the money.

I've had my black classic for a few years now..just over 500 albums at about 60GB...still got the rest of it to use up yet! :D

...and I'm sat here not giving a fuck because I never cared for Smash Bros ever! :D

Never said it had to a £15 thing from Dominos! A £2 pizza from a supermarket can be good too~! Plus I don't like to leave leftovers

I dunnnooooo just...Pizza should be hot. Fresh hot too.

Am I the only person who can't stand the thought of cold pizza? D:

That looks....gross. DO NOT WANT.

No score- Wolfenstein did however.

This is something I struggle to do with people I don't know very well (AS) but I've been learning to cope- if you find yourself unable to be comfortable with looking someone straight in the eye, try looking to somewhere else on their face. Can be a little less awkward

Nah it would be down to "Technical Difficulties"

NO JIMMY STAY AWAY FROM TH- *smack*

Can she just...fuck off already?

Still need to map some kind of damn map myself...it's not that I don't know HOW...it's just motivation to finish anything! D;