purpleprose78
purpleprose78
purpleprose78

Omlette you finish, but egg prison is tougher than it sounds.

Man, you’ve got some huevos.

You’d emerge as a shell of your former self.

Probably, but only if you stuck with your embrybro’s

FYI the Root has partnered with the Drug Policy Alliance and did an amazing series for Black History Month. They also did a great interview with asha bandele, read it here

Hard to find the sunny side up of jail, it never goes over easy

You don’t know how you’d souffler.

Egg prison would give you a chance to recooperate. 

First thing you’d do is scramble to find a gang to join.

You’re hard boiled.

Which is nothing to yolk about

Doubt it. You’d crack under the pressure.

I get her point, but I also feel like I could handle egg prison.

When my stepsibling’s baby got upset I leaned in and said in my most gentle voice “ shhhhhh, in this house we only scream on the inside. Lock away all your pain and suffering deep inside of you, because you will soon find that no-one will ever understand you in a way you find meaningful. The despair never gets easier

When my nieces were babies I would tell them history and science facts. You never know what they might obsorb!

I feed them non organic fruit, doughnuts and red cordial. It makes them rethink asking me again. p.s. Mine ate/drank this and turned out perfectly fine! :)

You can read a Clockwork Orange to infants if you do it in that voice they’ll love it. They probably won’t retain it.

I like to give my nephew overly-scientific explanations for all his “Why?”s and then ask him what he thinks about it all.

Col. Potter reading the Army Field Manual to the stranded orphans. <3

I have 2 of his books from a box of books I bought as is, and I was thinking of making a huge paper mache vagina sculpture out of the pages as a nice statement art piece, instead of just chucking them.