I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Come on, USA, it's about time you earned the term first world country and implemented several weeks of maternity leave before and at least half a year after someone gives birth. Paid maternity leave, of course. It might even help with abortion rates, because people are more inclined to have a baby, when they know they…

My adult children need to read this article.

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

I'll be backlit.

Finally, the first legitimate chance that Pissing Contest could win Pissing Contest.

Vote: Linksys WRT54G

'Pipe Drag's Too Slow; 'Boarders Not Getting High.

Goose the throttle

Irrational fears are fun.