Zombies I can trust. You wouldn’t want to ride with some clown.

Not only did they use exploding Samsung batteries, but they programmed a cheat that would only charge them to half full.

For some people, porn is probably better when stoned.

Thanks for this. I now have an explanation for my wife’s bruises that doesn’t involve an extramarital BDSM. Even better, I can finally tell her something she doesn’t already know.

Thank you. I was waiting for this.

Are you sure? That looks more like a red bull sideways on the track.

I agree that Denis Villeneuve should be given the chair. I’d also go for Chris Nolan, Alfonso Cuaron, Roberto Rodriguez, David Fincher and Scorsese. also think that other post suggesting Christoph Waltz was bang on, especially as a bad guy, but the problem is he might sneak Tarantino on board in his baggage.

I know I’m opinionated, but holier than thou? The “kids these days” part could be spot on, but I’m nearing 50 so it’s probably expected that I want everyone off my virtual lawn. Still, I can be a bit of a perfectionist with my own work, so maybe that’s showing here. Even with that, I’d like to believe I’ve been more…

Since this is all true, exactly how am I being an asshole? How was I wrong to settle on the one likely thing his competition would also have trouble with.

As a one-time dept head and now as a (very, very) small business owner, I would almost always discount the 100% glowing reference. Either the contact has been overly coached or they never had to deal with real challenges together. When I provided a reference, I would always relate some small issue that would not only…

Other than schooling, I’d say the vast majority of stuff I know was learned by not copying what others did wrong. When I was young, I remember a group of us in the far corner of the school yard watching one kid that had gotten hold of a lighter. Now, playing pyro (or playing audience to one) has got be one of those…

You: OMG, what happened?

So, for the time being, it’s Fix Or Repair Daily...

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

Almost always doesn’t matter how an opportunity falls in your lap, it’s what you do with it that determines how your life turns out. I say almost because there will always be truly horrible companies to work for or really unethical reasons why you got a tap on the shoulder. Some of the best jobs I ever got was because…

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Actually, it looks like a large chunk of American citizens have already voted for a cartoon character.

Thanks. A star for being kind to the little creatures.

He’s definitely a fan boy. Biggest building? No way. This is more like the biggest exaggeration. The Wikipedia page of largest buildings has a number rankings by volume, footprint and floor area and even though the Tesla plant is listed there while still incomplete, it does not top any of the rankings. And since I’ve…

So, by default, a Tesla that won’t go under a semi-trailer....