Don't listen to the naysayers here. I had a vasectomy at 25, and when I was a single guy with no kids. The only hiccup is that the doctor gave me a 1 month "cooling off" period to think about it and wouldn't do it before that.

I make all my makeup from free-range lentils.

Oh mah gahhhhh. Those make me want to peel the skin off my face. You want to work out/do errands/watch scandal in a old tee shirt and shorts with holes in them? GO FOR IT. Or you like Athleta. Cool, me too man. It doesn't make me stuck up or basic or whatever else you want to call me because I like camo print leggings…

I don't buy makeup at all. When I want rosier cheeks, I pinch them and use the pain as a punishment for being so selfish. Blah blah blah starving children blah blah blah.

Pitch lipstick every six months??? I still have lipsticks from high school...

My husband says his vasectomy was one the best decisions he ever made. He healed quickly, said the procedure was only slightly uncomfortable and that the worst part was actually the time period after wherein one is not to climax. He had it done at 25 and has never regretted it.

I'm pretty fond of it too.

Good for you, you're free to make that choice. And I'm free to spend copious amounts of money on expensive makeup if I want :)

Sorry, the DO NOT was more of a general warning to people who might be reading, not necessarily direct at you.

A vasectomy is an easy procedure that I would recommend to any guy who's done having kids. A tubal ligations is a major, potentially risky surgery and any dude who recommends it as birth control to a woman…

i should just go the way of my forelizards and drown myself in tar

i just choked on a raisin so bitch i might be

A 20% discount is never crappy.

$1000 a year = $83.33 a month = $20.83 a week = $2.98 a day

no it's fine. my gangbang plans just got safer!

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Also i am afraid Adultosaur might have a heart attach and we don't want that

OH my god. Could you even imagine the mass hysteria if 1D all got Vasectomies?

Penis, testicles, it's not like there's a vas deferens.

(PUNS!)

but isn't vasectomy is reversible??

are they also celebrating Vasectomy day???

Sadly, National Vasectomy Day cannot be celebrated in Tennessee, which recognizes every beautiful spermatozoa's right to life.