That's actually highlighting a big part of the issue though; a lot of this isn't seen in the cultural and historical context, where it is inextricably tied to race issues. By coming to an article about these issues and saying "but he's great for other reasons" is derailing, and also kind of smacks of a society that…

Don't give Mark ideas!!!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO.

I was totally up for trying crickets until I got to the legs/antennas/creamy/poking/yellow stuff. I am now very glad I am vegetarian purely so I have a legit excuse to never ever eat whole crickets ever.

Foetus papyraceous. You're welcome.

NO. NONONONONO.

WE HAVE A WINNER *checks locks, burns sage*

I am waiting for the day I am stable enough in living and money situation so I can get a Staffie (and possibly another dog.) I mean, I've always loved staffies and always aimed to have cats/snakes of my very own I could keep, but reading ghost stories this October has made me put GET A FUCKING DOG at the top of my…

This is the one good thing about my parent's (ok... overbearing mother's) taste for old houses, which I have thus inherited, and the proliferation of older houses in the UK. Throughout my childhood and most of my current adulthood except for maybe one student accom place, I have never lived somewhere someone could…

See, I read you first post and was all "eh, mistaken room, happens" and did not get why everyone was so freaked out; then I read this at at "....looking for a nice lady to settle down with for the night" I FREAKED OUT I AM NEVER STAYING IN A HOTEL EVER AGAIN.

Anyone who wants to differentiate between a "real" suicide attempt and a "cry for help" needs to stfu. You cry for help by phoning a hotline, not ATTEMPTING TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES/KILL YOURSELF.

Every time I see that gif I need... personal time. Seriously, man is HOT.

Glad to be of service.

Goddammit, I hate Vice SO MUCH but at this rate I'm going to have nothing else to read.

These are all the stars I would like to give you

Guessing it's to do with the leadership kerfuffle. *moonwalks out before new power people see me*

Cookie-tasting vagina may be a serious medical condition, but I can't necessarily say it's one I'd be begging for treatment for...

And there's the context that was missing. Thank you.

Addition: I forgot about the drug poop, this may actually be better.

Two years later I had a flat party and a bunch of my flatmates friends were there, as were their drugs. I got pretty drunk and took something, not terribly strong but both things which tend to make me poop. During the early hours of the morning I got…

Oh God, poop.

I have endometriosis so I get these killer cramps (talking can't-stand-up-straight sobbing-in-the-fetal-position) and a side effect of this is poop. I used to never use public bathrooms; I am not the most cavalier person I know about doing so because there is no stopping the endo-poop, as I have learned…

This is what I'm wondering. I've stuck with Jezebel so far because I've been here for so long but at this point I'm wondering if we'll have anyone worth reading left.