Christ, yes. A-B-C? Welcome to Pretty Land! Here are beautiful, correctly fitting bras of all shapes, sizes, and colors! The rest of you skanks head over there to "Elderly Hooker" and "Concrete Bridge Abutment."
So much this. When I see smaller-breasted women out there wearing these (surprisingly beautiful) shirts that basically V all the way down to just above the belly-button, I'm thinking...Anyone? Opinions? Nothing? 'Cause when I wear a v-neck that sits well above nipple-range and barely shows cleavage, it's like "well,…
So unfair, and worthy of an HR complaint for hostile work environment.
PREACH IT. No cute little lime green cupcake bras for us, because even though our boobs aren't big enough for bras without couch cushion padding, they are big enough that we must be having hawt sexy sex all the time. But if they're too big you get black and beige because you're probably a fatty who is in no way…
Wow, I think you have the solution right there. Imagine if every time a woman was catcalled with something breast-related like "Nice rack!" or "Great tits!", she turned, smiled sweetly and gushed "What? My bags of fat and mammary glands that hang off my chest? Thank you!!"
I went bra shopping and my 5 yr old niece tagged along, saw the leopard bras and screamed "JUNGLE BOOBIES!". I laughed so hard I was crying.
Had a sorta similar thing happen to me once. I was in my early 20s and working a front desk reception job in the evening at a community center, veerrrry casual dress. After a couple years of employment there, my boss (a woman, btw) took me aside and asked me to wear "better fitting clothes" and indicated my shirt. So,…
Oh my god yes & not to get too far off topic but this is true for regular women's clothing as well. I'm not huge but I'm larger than most.. Every time I find a cute pair of pants or shirt I love, nothing in my size is ANYWHERE to be found. When I DO find clothing in my size it's covered in some hideous pattern or…
OMG the Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard bra - I will never look at those bras the same way. And yes, they are always the only ones in my size.
Those are all fast food places. A good burger is one you get at a restaurant, like Ted's Montana Grill or even a nice restaurant, or one you make yourself at home. I would never eat inferior beef! But why would you ruin good beef by putting plastic on it? That's a goddamned tragedy. It should be illegal to put that…
Gouda and gruyere work great for melting on burgers.
American cheese is gross regardless of context. You know what's even better than a good burger topped with plastic garbage? A good burger topped with actual cheese.
I'm glad to know that other people recognize that big boobs are perceived as sexual regardless of the situation. Just a few weeks ago my uptight boss was going over some dress code changes that she supported (including "you must wear pantyhose" in a normal business-casual workplace, seriously). In front of the whole…
Maybe I'm just a self-hating human, but I'm just a little bit disappointed in how our fairly boring-looking species became the dominant creatures on the planet. Sometimes I wonder what earth would look like today if that meteorite had missed, just to see what the dinosaurs would have come up with. I imagine the raptor…
Hot Dish sounds like the name a two year old would come up with for their "experimental cooking" of burnt macaroni topped with glue.
Boobs are the WORST. Bras suck, they never look right under clothes, they're so awkward if you're trying to carry your shit around in a messenger bag or go running or try sword fighting. You can't sleep right with them, they're uncomfortable, they feel unprofessional... I really hate them.
OK, wait, pastries, or people walking around with only nipple coverings on?
* Dear everyone about to comment by putting Cheese in quotation marks and saying "FTFY": the joke was funny the first 3,000 times I saw it. Be more creative.
You may be wondering why I wrote a post about this if Sploid and Kotaku already did so. To this, I ask you: do either of their posts contain a reference to Fidel Castro's artificial anus? I rest my case.