But only if Rogen didn't talk.

Do you really think people don't understand that being healthy is a reason that people go the gym?

WHILE I DOG PORK YOU

I have to say, while her list is way more effort than I would ever put into an online dating profile, I kind of get it. OkCupid just inundates you with dudes being like "U r hot. Lets fuck? plz" Honestly though, if my experience on OkCupid taught me anything it's that no matter what you state in your profile, dudes…

I fund aborcery.

Potential user: "I have an ectopic pregnancy and no heath insurance."

Eh, it's only anti-white "racism" and anti-men "sexism" that really exists, dontchaknow. /s

What if the GoFundMe is for things I really hate? Like ... weddings? (Or competitive underwater basket weaving? Or ... puppy sausage making?) Can they ban that, too?

I will DEFINITELY find a way to work this into my lecture on the Salem witchcraft trials next week! Also, a lady in labor and her midwife should be able to use whatever kind of sorcery and incantations they fucking want.

This is blatantly anti-woman. Either make a policy that GoFundMe can never be used to raise funds for health care or anything obliquely related to medical care, or fuck off.

That is fucking awesome! Where did you find that?

I dunno they seem pretty a-ok with racism and sexism to me.

How am I supposed to get eye of newt? That shit isn't cheap.

So, I can rape 8 women and raise money with GoFundMe for my defense. If one of those women gets pregnant and needs money for an abortion, they can't use GoFundMe. Makes sense.

I'm going to need a LOT more information about how they came to the decision to ban crowd-sourcing sorcery. Maybe I should set up a competing crowd sourcing fund without such judgments, called Crowd-Sorcery.

Seriously, that's majorly fucked up. I mean, it's nothing illegal and if other people have a moral objection to one particular fund, then they aren't obligated to donate. It's that simple. What utter bullshit.

The only reasonable course is for us to rally and demand that GoFundMe also prohibit crowdfunding for all other legal medical procedures.

Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!? I guess it's okay to kill kids after they're born.

Bigotry, racism, sexism, profanity

You can still raise money for cops who kill unarmed children, though. I will never, ever use this piece of crap site for anything again. GoFundMe can GoFuckItself.