I think the cumbox may be the least bad thing in that list. In related news, I am never eating again.

I have a whole bunch of stories (mostly about my sister) so I'll post a few:

1. We were on holiday as a family in Europe somewhere (mother, father, me and younger sister, both in middle teenage hood I think.) We'd been seeing the beach and gone back to the car, which was parked on the road above the beach, with about a…

This is the best comment I have ever read, ever.

I just don't get this. I wore thongs for years because I find them more comfortable and I have never once had a poop stain of any kind on any underwear. I have crack hair, doesn't catch. I have never used wet wipes or anything other than plain unmoistened toilet paper to wipe. I have all the ridiculous poops under the…

I have more crack hair than most men I know(/have seen naked, which is a lot, because my friends and I have no shame/are always drunk). Shaving it is a pain, but the only thing that sometimes gets caught in it is semen (which stinks when it happens.)

Skidmarks? Never had them. I wipe properly when I poop - just with…

Trust me it's not just women. I'm a femme XX and I never used Q-tips or had cotton balls and the like. Two guys moved in with me, and suddenly, Q TIPS EVERYWHERE.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. I do sing, but for some reason I've always breathed deep singing breaths, even as a child (I always get weirded out by how quickly others breathe) and even a perfectly fitting bra - which is quite the rarity - will end up with underwires painfully digging into me.

Bumping. At least NYC has some kind of legislation going on here!

I live in the UK and I am now tempted to fly to Portland for my next desperately-needed trim.

(Also, fucking excellent kinjaname.)

Bleach without toner. I speak from regrettable personal experience.

Good sex is sex where you stick to your partner from sweat. If everything is too slippy slidey from sweat to get a hold on anything, that's great sex.

Mine always come on just as I'm really getting into it, so it's a battle between trying to hold off/subtly switch leg position just a bit and judging when it's time to roll off and clutch my leg awkwardly while giggling hysterically.

Which tends to ruin the mood, at least for my partners. Amateurs.

I'm 22, but I'm the same. I actually have a clown porcelain doll which has a sad face and a mask of a happy face and it is one of my favourite things ever.

This is what I thought. I've never found dolls creepy, I have a shelf in my childhood bedroom with a few of porcelain dolls (I was obsessed with them in late childhood/early adolescence) and as a kid I would have LOVED a doll that looked like me. Until someone discovers something actually creepy, like cameras in the…

I never stopped wearing scrunchies. I buy plain black ones that are just cotton, not huge fluffy things, and I far prefer them to regular hair ties. They damage your hair far less for a start, and since I have long, thick, very heavy hair they hold my hair as well as elastics (that is to say, will fall out if I move…

She was my favourite character in Coven by far. I couldn't believe it when that happened, it was bloody heartbreaking.

Uhhhhhhh i'llbeinmybunk.

I think season 2 being so different with it's 3,000 barely linked storylines might be why there's such a difference? (Disclaimer: I loved 1 & 3, was profoundly indifferent to 2.)

I will never get over that. I loved Season 3 in a big way (it was right up my alley as a massive Buffy fan) but oh god was I upset, then mad, then upset, then dejected, then fuck everything.....

Nooo Lily Rabe!!!! She is the best thing about AHS!