WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BONERS?!

You can tell they're fake from the way they sit on the chest, a little stuck on. Yes, I do know far too much about this.

You make your own panties? Care to share the process?

I'm suddenly finding myself coming round to the idea of a wedding.

Can your dad adopt me? PLEASE?

That's it, you're all banned from my zombie apocalypse team *dances away waving first aid kits*

I am starring you purely because I, too, am too lazy for gifs.

Walking Head?

"Bitch I wanted one of those white dresses."

OH. MY GOD. I NEED THIS. FOR REASONS.

I like you. I may have to print this on a card in fancy writing to give to all my friends (who don't understand etiquette is about making people comfortable) and my mother (who weaponises etiquette.)

Believe me, we do gag gifts. I just think it's too blah even for that :P

YES. It's a rape scene and people are totally a-OK with it. BLEURGH.

You broke me out of my being-mad-at-Forrest-Gump funk to giggle. I commend you.

THANK YOU. The way this movie treats those with intellectual disabilities is fucking disgusting, and that is a straight up rape scene. It is the most ableist piece of garbage and it makes me so mad and upset.

And the rape! I hated the way they treated and used Jenny, because she was pretty much the best character, but if Forrest can't understand racism or what stranger danger really is or anything there is NO WAY he can understand sex, and Jenny just forces it on him without explanation or giving him a choice. Why do…

NEVARRRRR.

Just don't live on the ground floor XP

Soon as I'm in a position to start looking for my own hideyhole, this is my plan. Especially since "haunted houses" tend to be lovely old gothicy things.

OH MY GOD.

Ngl, I would totally use (and display proudly) a crucifix dildo.