if there was a fourth place medal this comment would get it

Can’t go into details, but a close friend of mine has worked with her in the past, as her ‘boss’, and let me tell you - it is not a fabrication made up out of nowhere that she is difficult to work with. We’re not just talking about attitude on set, but in fulfilling contractual obligations as well. It’s not simply,…

Do they have a family uniform? Are they in a gang?

His hair is very, very black. Unnaturally black. I expect inky streaks to roll down his face. But he runs with such a bounce to his step, I wouldn’t mind.

If my calculations are correct, she was single and lonely for approximately 75 years, and somehow her womb is 5000 years old.

I am saddened by the Jennifer/ Justin break up because I know how she will be painted in the tabloids for the next few years (so lonely! so unlucky! so barren!)...however, Justin....hello.

Happy V-Day from my little plucked chicken!

relax, satan

Great movie, but hated the American remake LET DOG WIN.

It matters because he got banned from a place where he was a longtime commenter and friend to quite a few people. That ban appears to be based on specious commentary from anonymous accounts, which ought to make other longtime commenters concerned about whether we’re gonna be the next ones to get booted because our…

Thanks for the kind words.

I got my sex ed from Jackie Collins like all good 12-year olds should. Also, I found The Joy of Sex in my parents bedroom which scarred me for life.

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

Nope, an ESA is useless if the person has no bond to it and is willing to kill it when it becomes a minor inconvenience. People who genuinely require an ESA to function by and large are extremely bonded to their given animal and killing it is the last thing they’d do.

To be real, if the hamster is small enough to be flushed down the toilet, it is probably small enough to just be hidden in her carry-on bag.

Anxiety does not make a person a cruel, turd of human being.

I’m trying to come up with empathy for her. I can’t. I live in Austin so instead I want to find her and punch her in the throat.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Unpopular opinion: I really like the name Stormi. It’s growing on me daily.