+1.68 ERA & 3rd place finish

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

Seriously...how this asshole isn’t straight up in jail is beyond me. Meanwhile Colin Kaepernick, who is outright a better QB than Winston to boot, sits at home because he took a stand for something meaningful that brought negative press.

As someone who also bears the unholy burden of the surname Kuntz, let me please take some time to say that dude’s parents are fucking assholes for naming their kid Harry. Fuck right off, jerks.

Who doesn’t pet a dog right in front of them, especially when they bring a ball?

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

I once spoke at a Career Day where my sister taught middle school. When I walked into that building, the stench.. OMG, it was something I’d never experienced.

I give the side eye to any parent that chooses to have 14 biological children. We all know the reasons this is not great. Overpopulation, environmental effects, etc.

One of the most powerful things I ever heard about suicide came from my therapist, who told me that suicide is contagious. And that if I were to take my life it would send the message to my young niece that suicide is an option. An option that people take and that she could take if her life got tough at some point.…

Let’s be clear, these people have ceased to be Star Wars fans and have morphed into overgrown manbabies that feel threatened by a woman with any sort of power or leadership role. All the MRA nonsense aside, I still don’t understand all the hate for The Last Jedi when The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones clearly…

Every last cast member knew what they signing up for when they hitched their wagons to a vile, racist, pig. Now they’re forever tainted with the stench of Rosanne. They all got what they deserved.

Aloha........

For those who don’t know, Scott Hutchinson is no longer with us and it’s a tragedy. Scott had the rare ability to share authentic emotion through his music and, in addition to being raw as hell,was just a natural fucking entertainer on stage. One of his final public thoughts was to be kind and hug those who love you.…

How does one go from “Bush doesn’t care about black people” to supporting the most overtly racist president in US history?

Wait how do you say LEGOs if not lay-gos? It rhymes with Eggos, right?

“I like him cause he’s honest” = “I like hearing my shitty opinions coming from someone else’s mouth because I feel it validates them”

So, she doesn’t endorse Trump but she would have voted for him if she could have?

Justin Theroux: still would but that pic is testing me.

Let’s see…

What do you call someone who rapes a slut. A rapist. You call him a rapist.