Any man whacking to a woman built like that clearly wanted to get beaten up. I mean, this is a Zapp v Leela kind of sextupid...

First rule of Fight Club; never mention Jude Law was in Fight Club

“Instagram Influencer” is synonymous with human garbage.

Take your quotation marks and fuck off.

One of our neighbors throws their tree out on Christmas night every year. By 8pm, there it is, forlorn in the gutter, with most of the decorations still on it. I can’t get my head around this and I’ve never spoken to these people, so I don’t feel comfortable knocking on their door and asking, “What the fuck is wrong…

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

Personally I feel perfectly fine judging the shit out of Christians until they prove they aren’t the racist, homophobic hateful kind.  

The bit from Scoundrels sounds so absurd it made me look up the book - it seems like its a bit of a comic farce so perhaps the over the top metaphors are supposed to be ridiculous?

I accept your kudos, as I sit here wondering WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?

I love a good Western, but I’m so tired of the apathy—or outright disdain—that most creators, even modern ones, in the genre have toward Native American characters. I appreciate you highlighting a few that have tried to remedy some of the sins of the past, but...damn, it’s way past time for a Western film that centers…

How sure are you of the “borderline” part?

It is baffling that whenever white people like Megyn Kelly engage with race they always choose the lowest gutter viewpoint possible. Why can’t they say the n-word? Why can’t they dress in blackface?

I’m absolutely sobbing. I keep hearing how these “false accusations” are capable of ruining men’s lives. You know what ruins lives? Being raped.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

Lord, I wish I had a picture. On the first day of high school I wore a bright orange peasant top, bell bottoms with a plaid pattern in a variety of bright colours - pink, turquoise, orange, yellow, etc., a BELLY CHAIN, and chunky blue suede platform sandals. And let me tell you, I fucking loved that outfit.

I’m the youngest of a big family. Money was tight for my family in the late 1970's. My freshman year of high school was weeks away & I pined for a pair of the hottest brand of jeans then: Jordache. My auntie brought us to a gross smelling, dark and dingy two story clearance outlet where I spotted my dream jeans &…

Yep he did his time and went right back to play in the NFL for, what, seven more years? Boy, that’ll learn ‘im not to torture and/or murder 70+ dogs for sport.