I dont have a problem.

In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.

Not a Patriots fan. Still laughed.

Pass.

The first half of Despicable Me was about you, wasn’t it?

Ok.

Im sure you’re right.

Ugh.

Who gives a shit now?

“...it stars Emilia Clarke...”

“JFK-neat”

“Some black guy.”

It’s actually very simple, Kim. I don’t.

I’m assuming it’s a fancy rich-person word for butt.

On using Snapchat to show her personality

Your completely logical assumption implies that people even take 1 second to read what they are signing, which of course we know they don’t!

This is why all fun is being slowly drained from daily life.

Liability waivers are often not as lock-tight as people assume they are. Validity of waivers are determined by courts in relation to the language of the waiver and the factual circumstances surrounding the injury. Also, you generally can’t waive certain duties, like in cases of gross negligence, regardless of whether…

People will still sue (and sometimes even win) despite having signed a waiver.