Everybody knows not going to church causes autism.

“Did you just see a real bright light?”

YES!!! Then a team needs to hire Tom Coughlin so I can see him lose his shit on the sidelines in football pads!

It's unclear whether John Farrell actually manages the Red Sox (more like mismanages), so the jury is out as to whether he should wear a uniform.

I would love to see Bruce Boudreau standing on the bench in full hockey equipement

I think the managers for every sport should have to wear the team uniform.

“Fuck Martha Stewart.”