“The blackouts are starting again.......Like the ones I used to have in high school.........Around the same time all those little girls started disappearing...”

Is she too young to think about while masturbating without feeling weird?

Obviously does not meet Godzilla safety specs.

Thats true but as the other guy pointed out it doesnt matter because its a commodity sold at market price.

Exactly.

Never happen, not with oil prices so low after the Saudis glutted the market.

The Religion of Peace strikes again.

I wish we could get our oil from someplace reasonable like Norway and let these backwards ass religious freaks sink back into poverty and get back to living in tents and chopping each others heads off.

Im surprised the food even made it there.

I dont get why these fucking ragheads dont leave and go live in some backwards ass shithole and practice their backwards ass religion there instead of living in America.

So what?

Yeah, im not saying he was faking it. But to my young ears he sounded black.

For years I thought the guy from Simply Red was black.

Dont be so negative, hes half white.

Now youre just being gross.

And box wine.

RIP

Jezebel serves an important function as a safety release valve for frustrated white girls who hate everything except Rihanna.

Would velociraptor it.

RIP