He really should have been wearing orange to avoid being shot.

When did they start letting the refs participate in post game interviews?

“Hey, ah, careful there with those, ah, ragtops there, comrade.”

Calm down, crybaby.

Whats the protocol for people who have bets on the series if one of the teams planes plows into Mt Rushmore killing everyone on board?

Well you made the first one so I guess Ill see you at work, dumb ass.

Whos on the cover? A bio-hazard spill guy ala BIll Murray in Caddyshack or am I supposed to believe that people ride horses in rubber wellingtons?

Hey will you ask your mom to do an anal cavity search?

Doubt it, just ate up all his altitude and couldnt or wouldnt eject for some reason.

Really?

“Lets do it.”

If youre all for cruel jokes then whats the problem?

“I told you never to go below the hard deck!”

He was a racist.

Uh, uh.

“The bike is still standing!”

Still, what a big tough man as long as he’s getting paid and theres no real danger.

“...and only the end result was a shared view...”

Or why dont you read something besides Deadspin, dumb ass.

Yeah, he chose to be a prop and a mouthpiece for Elijah Muhamad instead.