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6/8/16

My kid innocently asked “Whats a President, Da-Da?”

6/8/16

I want to have a gang bang with all of the blondes from Fox.

6/7/16

Johnny Football is looking for them to sell on Ebay.

6/7/16

Daddy Longlegs are harmless.

6/7/16

Impressing girls is the only reason guitars are bought.

6/7/16

You want hot bitches?

6/7/16

Girls age 18-19 are exempt.

6/7/16

STEP 1: Dont have kids.

6/7/16

If its a bear cub out in the woods you should immediately pick it up and start tossing it up in the air yelling “Good bear, good bear!”

6/7/16

Well, thats......something I guess.

6/7/16

Those chicks from Poison are hot.

6/7/16

I dont have a problem.

6/7/16

Do you treat people of color badly every day?

6/6/16

Pass.

6/6/16

Ok.

6/6/16

But no less true.

6/6/16

Im sure you’re right.

6/6/16

Ugh.

6/6/16

Who gives a shit now?

6/6/16

“...it stars Emilia Clarke...”