Suddenly stopping your medication can be fatal for some people.

If their tits were hanging out then id be staring too.

Can relate.

Im sorry you choose not to follow our Lord and Saviour Batman.

lol

Encourage your daughters instead to get a Victorias Secret card.

Thank god they were some version of white or else theyd be swiss cheese.

Yeah well some women shouldnt wear them. Period.

Everybody knows not going to church causes autism.

Ive met Dwight several times at the gun range. Seems pretty cool to me.

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“Did you just see a real bright light?”

I think the managers for every sport should have to wear the team uniform.

“Fuck Martha Stewart.”

Is she going to pull a Cher and wear tacky leather shit until shes 80?

“Cause they dont allow no niggas’ in there!”