Why wouldn't I believe it? We're talking about the NFL. And if you look up 3 articles from this one... Jameis Winston was just cleared.

wow Ashlee Simpson? She reminds me of Perez Hilton's heyday. Is his website still there?

why couldn't Uber's blog post have been written by a woman? oh yeah, i know... because nobody would have paid attention #cosby

I am normally the first person to comment on stories like these. But this one has left me completely and utterly speechless. Just seems to me like these school administrators suffer more troubling blindness than this little boy.

No Jeff Folmer, his thoughts are not pathetic. They are solid and heartfelt. Where is your heart?

I'm sorry, but that's a $471 mattress?

it actually sounds less like a 'statement' and more like a threat.

"them some titties" that's a tig notaro quote. other than that, i have nothing to add.

sucky sucky... are you sure he wasn't describing the uber experience?

what a good mom. that's all.

i wonder what it's like for him... having the ability to check out two girls at once.

I saw an NYPD officer lose control of and crash a Moped going approx 5mph during a times square protest last week...

"And the raven quote, nevermore." EAP

Gawker, will you consider posting an inclusive gift guide? Perhaps one for people with disabilities? Be bold! Be original! http://www.thegirlwiththepurplecane.com/2014/11/23/hol…

I'm a bit perplexed how this misguided idea gets a Jezebel headline. My idea is so much better. Please feature change.org/yesjcrewcane

I once contacted the mom of Angel Ortiz (one of the guy's who is suing the NYPD for Stop and Frisk). He sold fake tickets to me and a group of others. I sent her screenshots and she deleted her Twitter account. She also works for the Bronx Defenders. I'm still annoyed.

this will be easy to test for... just look for the athletes with their hair standing on end

Joseph Smith. I win.

smile pretty josea... you're fucked

Why didn't you just bite off your foot when you stuck it in your mouth?