I’m a total atheist, but please God. When will this long ordeal be over? I pray it’s soon!

Say what you will about their motivations and extreme confidence, but that article was intellectually written. So, obviously not Melania or Pence. I don’t know how so many of these idiots are entering into the conversation. My money is on one of the generals or attorneys.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

That’s the first thing my eye was drawn to. Like wtf that is not a hug how do you have your fingers in a vise grip right by her breast. What a fucking creepy creeperton! If he’s like that on a broadcast god only knows what else he is up to. *shudder*

Fuuuck this comment is so perfect.

And they were the fucking dipshits that ran out of gas and had no way to pay for more in the first place. If that doesn’t indicate a basic lack of common sense and foresight, well...

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

Please find a way to get Maryland into the U.S. of Canada, I don’t want to be in Jesusland.

Obama’s campaign HQ for Senate was down the street from my work. I remember passing him one evening, him looking exhausted, wearing a trench raincoat, smoking a cig. He looked cool as fuck.

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Guy on the left: “My dad is rich,” carries roofies, settles out of court on all his date-rape charges.

Obama looks chill as fuck. 

Their quality was pretty amazing 20+ years ago but fast fashion kind of blindsided them and they adapted very poorly.

All the stars for you. I remember when cranberry jeans came in. All I wanted was a pair in a 16W. Could I find them? HELL NO. Now, five years after they were cool, I can get them, but of course not when they were a thing.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

It’s easy for him to say. He’s not the one to carry the baby, give birth, and care for it for at the VERY lease 18 years.

He’d just have to write a check once a month.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd.