Oh, Stewardess! I speak Cher-ish. The correct translation of her hieroglyphs is “I could jump for joy and raise a toast.”

So! I have discovered that “unindicted co-conspirator” fits perfectly in the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” cadence of the same theme. If you will allow me a moment:

“What are ya gonna rig? The Perjury Trap!”

Each time Giuliani hollers about perjury traps, I get this song stuck in my head.

I feel like the age thing completely on its own isn’t necessarily creep-making, but his body language in all the pictures definitely push things over the line. He’s got pretty much the same pose in every picture, and it’s giving off some kind of ownership/domination vibe, enforcing the feeling that she’s just…

I don’t give a shit if a 30 year old of any gender wants to date; a toaster, a 60 year old of any gender, or a very ripe avocado (that’s gonna go south fast) My issue is teenagers and people in very formative years becoming trapped in unhealthy relationship dynamics because of a power/income/life experience…

Etched in the crystal section of my memory is a moment forty three fucking years ago* when I was visiting my mother in Palo Alto CA. The purpose of the visit was for her to get to know her first grandchild at age 5 months. We were out at lunch, and Baby wanted to eat as well. I excused myself and rushed to the Ladies…

I’m just glad that Hugh Hefner is dead so he can’t make an offer for it then tell anybody and everybody how much he wants to see that footage. <shudder>

I love that you referred to that thing in the White House as “it”. So do I.

Just like everything else in your closet!

You mean she didn’t conform to your stereotypical view of a docile woman? You’re an easy one.

Have you never been introduced to the idea of ‘analogy’ or do you take people literally at all times?

She’s a massive horse fan and is around them a lot so this is probably nothing to her. I’d imagine, while we’re on the subject, she’s more familiar with horse poo than her own babies’ (when they were babies) poo.

“P.T. Barnum is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

Oh they’re happy to. I once had a conversation with an ultraconservative ex-coworker who passionately advocated that the government should pay for only TWO things: defense and roads. That’s it. He considers literally every other thing “socialism”, thinks private charities should care for the less fortunate that even…

That’s what I always wanted someone to ask all the dipshit candidates in one of the Presidential debates. “Do you think that access to affordable, quality health care is a human right, and if not, why not.” Don’t even get into who should pay and how we will pay for it. Just leave it at whether it’s a right of all…

Good troll, I bet you feel pretty great right now :)

Rugged individualism is hot garbage invented by rich, straight, white men to provide an origin myth for their power and success so that they don’t have to be faced with the truth that they arrived where they are by standing on the necks of people of color and women.