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I love it that her colleague was shocked by the kind gesture. If it had been here, he probably would have been all, "COVER YOURSELF WOMAN. I CAN'T CONTROL MY DICK BC YOUR BOOB IS OUT." 

My boy was a preemie, too, and never could latch properly, so I pumped exclusively. Of course, I had to stop before going back to work bc there was NO place for me to pump safely at my job. My boss (who was a woman) was basically, pump in the bathroom or you’re SOL.

Wasn’t her dress for Harry & Megan’s wedding similarly cut? Maybe she’s using drop waists to accentuate her bump? I'm not a fan. 

You know the best part about that bakery? It's no longer in business. 

I know how you feel. I’ve struggled with depression for nearly 30 years and it’s really hard to get a hold on it when you see prominent people like Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain succumb.

I heard that phrase many a Sunday growing up in church, except it was the football game everyone was ready to get out for. :)

A lot of people in Portland are so judgmental. The passive aggressive comments you’ll hear whispered under their breath at you are so enlightening.

I read this initially as “cheesy NACHO 80's film.”

Best news I’ve heard all day!

JFC, my eyes!!!!

Holy crap - the “hot pot” thing is nuts! How clueless do you have to be?

Like the dude who got lung disease from microwave popcorn. Turns out he ate two to three bags (which I bet was a lot more, bc everyone “only eats one or two” anything) Every. Day. For. SIX. YEARS!!!

He does do the best deals....

Y’all beat me to it!

Splendor in the Grass... Loved that movie. And Gypsy! Brilliant actress.

Yeah, I wonder if this person even has children, biological or not. Unless you’ve gone through it, you don’t really know how difficult it is.

JFC! My boy is 7 atm and I’m dreading the teen years. A coworker once told me that when teens say that stuff, it isn’t personal, so don’t take it that way, and all I kept thinking was, bitch, your kid hasn’t been a teen in like 10 years so STFU.

I was dropping off my son at school and saw an SUV with “kids all up in this bitch” in the outgoing line. It was great.

Considering where she lives, it’s a very bold choice. I wish I was that brave.

I nearly spit my coffee out on that one.