i think it’s often the loss of the familiarity that aches worse of all.

Adding to the chorus of, “Feeling sad is normal.” No matter how much things needed to be ended, anyone who isn’t a sociopath will go through bouts of remembering the good stuff. It is natural. But if the good stuff had actually outweighed the bad, you wouldn’t have left. It is a phase that will pass, but don’t feel…

Fuck anyone who tells you that there’s a calendar for grief, and that they get to dictate what it is for you. People lost their shit when Patton Oswalt got engaged about 15 months after his wife died, and his response was basically that other people don’t get to set your schedule. Sometimes the unexpected happens.…

That a phrase like “standard female genital mutilation surgery” can exist tells you so much about the world. 

Grown ass people following kids around who got shot or witnessed the shooting when they were just trying to go to school. Yep, this sounds like America.

I’m all for more gun control, and I also happen to enjoy going to the shooting range! And I don’t recall anyone texting me “hey poop face stop shootin’ them guns at the range, you’re ugly!”

Like male circumcision??! Same shit. Don’t cut anyone’s body for any reason other than to save their life. Especially an INFANTTTTTTT. God damn people are gross. 

Because they don’t want their daughters to be whores. They’re “saving” them.

It’s normalized by tradition. Because, you know, tradition is just so important.

In the 2030s (really not very long from now), the Utah Gun Exchange will be long gone, and the US government will be run by these far better members of society...

Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

Cult members are always the ones who have it all figured out. Everyone else is crazy.

That TDS bullshit is more gaslighting! Like we’re not seeing, hearing, reading, breathing his bullshzt daily, hourly??!! They can fuck off with that TDS shzt!

Comfort is King. Unless you have a chauffeur and/or a palanquin (then wear all the 5" strappy stiletto sandals you want). I did 7 Manhattan miles in these with nary a prob:

Welcome to the resistance against the tyranny of painful shoes, comrade!

I wish fanny packs didn't look so stupid, they are so practical.

Not gonna lie, I would buy and wear these out in public if they’re as comfortable as the crocs I only dare to wear around the house. At some point in life you have to decide whether you want to look glamorous and limp home with half your errands done or look okay and stay on your feet until everything is crossed off…

That keloid looks familiar. Oh yeah, here it is:

Meh - nurses are people too. There are far worse things she could have said. That’s actually funny. 

I highly partial to the port of winer extractions.