I knew I was going to hate this show when, in the first episode, Danny Rand fights the security guards and one pulls a baton.

It is a show about a kung fu master and the actor playing him can’t do kung fu nor can the director or editors SHOOT kung fu.

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I’ve always wanted someone to write Flowers for Algernon in the Attic — this miraculous treatment has increased my intelligence a hundredfold! But it also filled me with strange desires towards my sibling...

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Urotsukidōji (the first one), going on air, 10'o clock PM, on an open channel, dubbed, when I was 12, with not me or even my parents (who both like animation - all kinds, even anime) knowing what it was about, and watching it midway through. Life-changing, I tell you that.

It's like you're in my living room trying not to choke on the clouds of dust from my DVD collection. Great list. I've got the guitar riff from Lain stuck in my head now.

Cowboy Bebop — Awesome, wonderful, massively entertaining show. Not life-changing. Carry on.

OH GOD OH GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH GOD GOD OH MY GOD

Who says we don't do 69 anymore?

I had this happen once, too. We had been dating casually for a few weeks, and he was, uh... really good at all kinds of sex things that can be done with a guy's pants still on, but we hadn't actually had PIV sex yet.

Eventually we got down to it and he had turned most of the lights off, and I still actually hadn't seen…

Also intuitively excellent is a cackle of hyenas, and if you've ever seen how scrub jays treat crows, a "scold of jays," sounds about right. Then there's an "ostentation of peacocks," which is just perfect.

Its very possible, its strange though that even a big 16ft White would eat even a smaller White because there are much less dangerous things to try and eat. There is apparently a really old underwater river outlet on the coast. Its under water but apparently it still puts a lot of stuff out into the ocean (good stuff)…

Cosmo handjobs are the pits. Last time it was a corkscrew job with one hand twisting one way and the other hand twisting the other. That should come with a public health warning for both parties.

http://jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com/2012/05/50-shades-and-abusive-relationships.html sums it up pretty well. I'm sex-positive, I know plenty about BDSM and I worked with domestic abuse victims for many years. 50 Shades does not read as sex-positive BDSM for anyone knowledgeable on either subject.

And the thing is, it's fucking not about BDSM. BDSM is about consent and mutual pleasure for both parties, not about the sexual abuse inflicted in the piece of crap.

These "tips" are pretty hilarious, but I'm still hung up on this: "Now, say what you will about Grey, but it is about BDSM."

These are hilarious and stupid. But also, 50 Shades is not about BDSM. It's about an abusive relationship. There's a monumental difference between a sub's willing loss of control and forcing someone to sign a contract that says you consent or your Dom will leave you.