Who says we don't do 69 anymore?

I had this happen once, too. We had been dating casually for a few weeks, and he was, uh... really good at all kinds of sex things that can be done with a guy's pants still on, but we hadn't actually had PIV sex yet.

Eventually we got down to it and he had turned most of the lights off, and I still actually hadn't seen…

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Cosmo handjobs are the pits. Last time it was a corkscrew job with one hand twisting one way and the other hand twisting the other. That should come with a public health warning for both parties.

http://jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.com/2012/05/50-shades-and-abusive-relationships.html sums it up pretty well. I'm sex-positive, I know plenty about BDSM and I worked with domestic abuse victims for many years. 50 Shades does not read as sex-positive BDSM for anyone knowledgeable on either subject.

And the thing is, it's fucking not about BDSM. BDSM is about consent and mutual pleasure for both parties, not about the sexual abuse inflicted in the piece of crap.

These "tips" are pretty hilarious, but I'm still hung up on this: "Now, say what you will about Grey, but it is about BDSM."

These are hilarious and stupid. But also, 50 Shades is not about BDSM. It's about an abusive relationship. There's a monumental difference between a sub's willing loss of control and forcing someone to sign a contract that says you consent or your Dom will leave you.