Sir this is a pick-your-own pumpkin patch.

Very agreed. Her biggest “mistake” in this was engaging with Trump like he was a rational, reasonable human being.

What is really mind boggling is that the GOP still believes trickle down economics and that a man who declared four bankruptcies when it was harder to go bankrupt and couldn’t get a loan from American banks is the correct person to lead our country and thus the economy.  But go ahead and keep defending the lying pussy…

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Baby boomers are deeply, deeeeeeply fucked up.

CORRECTION: he’s smoking $400 of weed per month. He’s buying from Don King, so the rest is King’s cut.

I imagine Tyson’s interview style is very much like the Chris Farley show.

Taking bets: On what date will Trump start “joking” about Joe Biden’s dead son at one of his “Love Rallies”? C’mon, you just KNOW that’s coming sooner or later.

“He mentioned me! He pointed me out from the stage! It was such an honor!”

What kind of moron would be such a hypocrite, right?

“Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it" - George Constaza. 

I know it’s just as likely that he’s just saying “state” twice because he no speak good but I tried.

It means the mental capacity of the President of the United States, which was never that high to begin with, is diminishing daily due to a combination of age, stress, and very possibly dementia. And, that in spite of this fact which is on clear display for the world to see, approximately 40% of voters will support him…

The fact that no one shouted, “A Klan rally!” when Trump asked if there was anything better than a Trump rally is a crushing disappointment to me personally.

“I’m just musing and know very little.”

We’ll know for sure when the Grammys are destroyed by an enormous wildfire explosion.

Does Katy have a brother?

In Soviet Russia, girl gropes YOU!