I'll never understand this Kobe beef.

I wonder if the truck driver had a legitimate reason to be on the phone.

I want to spend Christmas with the Burkes.

Yes, this is the case. You illustrated it very well.

A civil suit is an almost certainty. In my previous life as an attorney, I would have loved to represent the employee stake. Sony makes it a requirement for employees to give personal information (social security numbers, etc); as such, it is Sony's responsibility to protect this information. They clearly did not.…

Other media outlets are reporting the suspect received his illicit narcotics at a show featuring three MC's and one DJ, who allegedly tweaked Mr. Sortland's ass across the cross fade. This, according to multiple reports, sent the suspect into a naked rampage.

Maybe he just needs some rest.

Hate to ruin the fun here, but I personally know this guy Zwillenberg. Went to high school with him and our social circles overlap. The guy is the fucking worst. Here's one example for you: He raped his best friend's passed out wife. So any "meat in the mouth" joke from this guy should be appropriately perceived.

But you can go through those mechanics if it's the truth and the court of public opinion matters, as it does with public figures. I'm not saying this isn't a case of reproachable victim blaming; but I am saying I don't know if it isn't.

It suddenly dawns on her that the cost of that front row seat is going to cost her one handjob to Donald Sterling.

You're right. Three whole weeks! What he should have done is create a bunch of hastily crafted action items and programs that he'd later have to blow up and rebuild because they were so ineffective due to being hastily crafted in his haste to appear all hasty.

Behold the Force! (of gravity)

Suspicious.

I haven't seen a banner ruin an entire football team that fast since Joe did it to the Browns.

I wanted to like this joke, but kickers aren't reliant on on O-line proficiency so I'm afraid we'll have to pass on this one.

Golden Showers Stadium.

You think this is a bad PR mess? Just wait until Michael Sam beats up his boyfriend.

As much as it would be nice, whaddya wanna bet that in fact Goodell is not "done"?

No doubt the dude's a dick, but I do have difficulty squaring the lack of photographic evidence or medical records of the women he's claimed to have beaten. I mean, the guy is one of the greatest punchers of all time. Even just the tiniest of jabs would wreck a lady's face. There are no pics related to any of these…

Well at least Ray and Janay will have even more time now to work on and strengthen their relationship.