Thanks for that. Unreal play.

That's not even a dick, is it? It's just a bunch of manstuff crammed into a jockstrap. Fuck you, guys—go get us some real World Cup dick.

Agreed he's a world class asshole and ultimately everyone has to own up to their actions, but let's not pretend life is so simple that he simply chose to isolate himself. Rodger may be weak and a coward (he is), but I'm guessing you also have issues you just can't seem to work yourself through in a healthy way no…

Be honest — you get a bit of a thrill having Elliot Rodger to further your feminist-centric worldview. Just a teeny-tiny thrill? Nothing to feel guilty about, right?

I love all the health care sponsorships flanking Mr. Sullivan in the pic.

I think Hard Knocks is good reality TV so maybe there's hope for Sams' show. And maybe there's even hope for me, as I successfully resisted the urge to make a joke about how Sam should call his show Hard Cocks.

Gophigure.

That was a joke, jacknose.

That's right. I'm a Chiefs fan so I'm thoroughly sensitive to how you can't export the "Patriot Way" (recall we had a miscarriage with GM Scott Pioli who kept extolling the virtues of the Patriot Way without ever really, you know, embedding it in KC).

All valid points. Basically, the only fact we can safely arrive at is that qualitatively measuring draft punditry is a completely frivolous exercise in pseudo-intellectual masturbation. It's much more voodoo than science. There are just way too many factors in pro football that dictate a player's future success or…

You took the question right out of my fingers. We need a retroactive analysis of where a pundit rates a guy high, guy gets drafted low, and then performs well beyond his draft pedigree over a three-year period into his career.

What is it about angry white people and ALL CAPS?

So what happened to the guy? I'm thinking it could be anything in the spectrum between comically singed eyebrows to dead crispy fucker.

His defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.

"The last thing I remember is - holding an electrical cable." Sounds about right.

Photoshop contest, guys!

Why is Vick signing right-handed and wearing a watch on his left wrist? Hmm? He's left handed. I smell some Illuminati shit going on here.

So let's see, he only shoots people who are unarmed. He beats up guys in shackles. I'd love to see him take care of a whiny toddler with Down's Syndrome.

Saw 12 Years a Slave. Then I went right back to measuring a bunch of half-naked large black men.