The pole can expect a $15,000 fine from Goodell any day now.

I'd love to meet the male advertising exec who dreamt this up.

Felony

You. Talk more.

Okay then it was the 800. So many good games for that system. F-15 Strike Eagle ruled (btw fuck you, Lybia and your shitty Mig-21s HAHAHAHAHAHA!). There was also this great WWIII turn-based strategy game (the name eludes me, once again) where you could employ tactical nukes if your back was against the wall. But…

Yeah but White America clearly decided on his attire.

I'm imagining that British expert on sanitation talking out of a mouth of rotting teeth.

Watch — I guarantee you this will turn into another Salem-style witch hunt.

Holy fuck I loved that game. The best event was the women's vault. I actually played the version on the Atari computer, whatever that was called? Best game for that system was "Nam". Anybody else play "Nam"? It was a turn-based strategy game where you led various platoon-level units against Charlie in the shit.…

Marijuana is legal in Colorado. Chiefs play Denver on Sunday. Maybe, just maybe, he's trying to get inside the mind of his opponent.

Can you believe we're absentee husbands and fathers for this shit?