Having fired one I agree, nothing sits in your hand better.

I was stacked in Palace on the Mirage maps as a T with 2 other guys waiting for me to clear with an auto sniper. Right as I called clear 3 grenades flew right in at us. We all moved in different directions and blocked each other. Boom! 3 T’s dead and the bomb now easy to protect. It was not our most shining moment.

Historically I have not had issues with hacking in CS:GO, but the last 2 months have been fucking horrible. There must be a new wall hack that his hard for Steam to detect because in the last week I have had about 10% of my games with hackers. One guy was stupid blatant with it in demolition. He would mow down T’s…

I will be the worlds best LA Uber Driver. I will also wear depends as not all my destinations will have toilets for me to destroy with my rainbow assness. I will get twice as many Uber fairs in LA as any other driver.

Yet the wrap gives you privacy in the rear for a little fap time if need be.

Kia Racing, run by Kinetic Motorsports, won not only the GRAND-AM Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge ST class but also World Challenge GTS class and TCA class. It is a fantastic program that has seen Michael Gallati win, Colin Braun fired, and Andy Lally help take a GRAND-AM championship. I really wish they would…

Yes it is, cost me $3800 to get it and get it painted so it color matched the car. The Mugen grill was there and I did a carbon fauxber wrap on the front bumper cap and the wing end plates. Then some bitch in a Yukon Denali ran a stop sign while on her phone and tore off the whole front end and busted the suspension…

And I loved it! Mugen all the way

A year ago when I needed a new car I looked at a Scion xD and Toyota Corolla. The Scion was a 2011 and had 35K miles for $16,500! The Corolla was a fully loaded 2010 XRS with just 24K miles, picked it up for $15,200. That xD had no where near the features of the Corolla, but damn if people just hate sedans now. Time…

I am a huge Max fan, also I decided to watch Stadium Super Trucks next year. I guess Sheldon Creed is my guy just like Max. I can’t wait for Formula One Champion Max Verstappen to happen.

like a collaboration with GWAR

In one holiday party I had the office manager kiss me in front of my wife, a conversation that ended with “I love anal when I am drunk!”, a married teammate of my try to kiss my female boss, someones wife feeling up the female bartender, and a girl sit on a copy machine and make color copies of her ass and vag. There…

I pursued my wife during my high school years and she always acted awkward and would not want to be close. Then I left for the Navy and found out there are girls that liked me even though I showed no initial interest in them. I told my then friend (now wife) about it and she was pissed! I mean like really pissed, I…

It was not funny, the car ran like shit when I got it back, they had to fix it the day after I drove it home with the new engine and transmission in it. That was the car I bought from the guy my wife called Scammy Sammy, that should have been my first indication of an issue.

If you shot and miss a chicken it starts shooting back with an R8. I play daily and would be down for this too happen.

He gets to spend the rest of his life mostly alone in a cell. If he gets anywhere near a normal population of prisoners he is dead. His tears are for his impending life only filled with a solitary void. Most likely he will kill himself before sentencing or just after. I hope it goes wrong and he dies slowly.

I need to steal some credentials man. Imagine if I could get that question asked on camera? I would be $300 richer, it could help bail me out once they realize I stole the media credentials or got past security.

I miss Kamui terribly, he was so solid behind the wheel of terrible cars. I feel like Perez is hitting his stride and that a bigger team may steal him away from FI before he can take a win for them.

Worst insult ever “Sorry Valve, not buying Half Life 3 until the summer sale.”

I deserved that....