Thing you're already fucking sick of because it's popped up 800 times in your Facebook feed: now in AV Club form!

That guy is way too East Coast Shithead for my tastes.

Sadly my original plans ended up falling through: a friend and I were going to lock ourselves in a room with a pile of heavy psychedelics and listen to every Residents album in chronological order (I think that number is around 120 at this point) leading up to the release of the new one.

The new Residents album over and over again on a loop. Probably for at least a month.

'90s woman-fronted alt-rock were the singer sounds really bored is 100% my jam.

Weird to see all the uncertainty/cynicism all up in here. It's three goofs goofin' on goofy movies, it's a slam dunk.

No joke: I will probably cry when I load up the first fresh episode of MST3K since '99.

Snooze. Fuck Yeah Fest's lineup is where it's at.

Fulfills every need.

A nice companion to the Low-Budget Audrey II blog: https://lowbudgetaudrey2.tu…

Not a single dildo, these guys done fell the fuck off.

Athletes are fucking dummies, who knew.

Cats and Dogs is one of the great rock albums of the '90s. "Turn of the Century" gives me fucking goosebumps every time.

Petition to bring back Chris Stein from Blondie as permanent judge, please sign here:

I gotta deformed hip and a job that involves me being on my feet for 14+ hours a day, weed is a super awesome medicine with a bunch of great side-effects, such as getting super-deep into late-period Boredoms albums and coming like a freight train.

Do we really need another pointless retread of Manos? Everybody loves Manos. There's no more material to go over with Manos. It's a tapped resource.

Every time I hit a comment button it sends me to a completely different article's comment section. I wanna talk about that sticky icky icky, not the fucking Russo brothers or whatever.

Wanna beat the shit out of everyone mentioned in this article, really.

Yeah, that bloom sure hasn't wilted yet.

Dude who works in dry cleaning here, I'd like to point out there are two stains that are a literal impossibility to remove no matter what you throw at them: curry and gel ink. Your washing machine setting is bullshit, Panasonic.