It's me! I don't like Star Wars or Willow, but I've seen every Leprechaun movie at least three times!

A hahahaha please stop.

I'm more of a Frankenhooker guy.

Nah.

GREATEST dumbest movie.

People who continue to harp on the Trump Presidency by comparing it to Idiocracy lack imagination.

His album with Les Claypool last year was pretty dope.

Pffffffft. You haven't lived until you've had a Virgin boy egg.

And that's why I listen to Gwar. They've cut the heads off of thousands of Nazis.

THIS.

As a bottom-heavy fat dude, I totally get where Kevin Smith is coming from: pants on bottom-heavy fat dudes looks upsetting and makes you feel sad due to the tapering of the legs and nothing feels better and more concealing than uniformly shaped giant tubes of fabric that only shorts provide.

The only thing I miss moving from California to Oregon was the inability to grab the dankest, most hangover curingest , Most I-feel-years-of-my-life-being-shaved-off Carne Asada fries dumped into a giant flour tortilla and Doused in whatever sauce the restaurant called their hottest.

Not hyped for the new Residents?

The Residents are releasing The Ghost of Hope on March 24th. First official band recording since 2008's The Bunny Boy.

Alien Covenahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Not all nostalgia is worth exploring.

"received a life sentence for stealing perfume in 1997"

This is how goddamn old I was: I was looking for Devo songs on NAPSTER and ran int their cover of Jerkin' Back and Forth and immediately fell in love. Which is interesting because that's probably their only song that sound fairly low-key while the rest fucking shreds as hard as anything ever.

Thank you for alerting me to a Residents cover.

This guy knows what's up.