punkroctopus
punkroctopus
punkroctopus

One of my favorite anecdotes I've ever heard was the time Teso Vee was invited back to Gwar's tour bus to smoke crack, but they were playing It's Only Right and Natural by The Frogs and Tesco ran out immediately because the album freaked him out so bad.

You and Four Loko can view this under irony-tinted glasses, but I guarantee you no one else in that crowd is.

Please applaud for the motherfuckers who did it 15+ years ago: Servotron and Polysics.

Pleas take a moment and take in the wonderful fact that Bill Paxton directed and starred in the "FISH HEADS" music video by Barnes and Barnes.

Where's Negativland's Helter Stupid???

LSD and Weed might not technically be on the same level, but I certainly use them in tandem, as I'm sure you do as well, dude with Ween username.

Come and get it, mothefuckers.
Signed,
All of Portland, Oregon

Ebert's review sums it up well:
"You used to be able to depend on a bad film being poorly made. No longer. "The Punisher: War Zone" is one of the best-made bad movies I've seen. It looks great, it hurtles through its paces and is well-acted. The soundtrack is like elevator music if the elevator were in a death plunge.

My father who had immigrated from China to Japan to Hawaii (in the middle of WWII no less) showed me Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Short Round was the exact moment when I first felt the sting of racism. My dad, clearly bummed out by the whole thing, took me aside and was all "don't worry, I got you" and

Dudes intentionally went out of their way to sell out as hard as possible to fund their (Gibby's?) heroin habit and succeeded. for that I salute them.

Flaming Lips outright stole every single move out of the Butthole Surfers playbook but made it nice and happy and friendly and who the fuck wants that?

Bad Boys II (Violence as sheer abstract art as directed by P.T. Barnum) is the greatest action film of all time, with Crank: High Voltage or Punisher: War Zone being the only one that could possibly get anywhere near it.

FUN FACT: I stopped by the hip Taco Bell Cantina in Las Vegas over the weekend (a two-story Taco Bell with alcoholic slurpees, a live DJ, etc) and it was legit the loudest building in Las Vegas. Fucking horrifying.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

First episode's been screened. Apparently it's better than ever.

Fingers crossed.

I don't care how funny or ironic or mean anti-Trump posts are whether they're here or on my social media, I just want his fucking face out of my sight. Can you please just replace him with a spiral-cut ham in a seersucker suit and a tumbleweed stapled to the top?

Dudes played Albino Sunburned Girl. Ween don't fuck around.