Deaner literally danced for money as the entire audience showered him in poker chips and also there was a marriage proposal and the ring got lost in-between the stage and the wall. This was after a bout of food poisoning the night before which caused him to leave the stage to shit his guts out while Gener performed a…

Currently in the middle of seeing Ween for three nights in Las Vegas and shit is starting to get really real.

Nostalgia is poison.

Ratings are the most important thing. Hell, it got the president elected, even.

Kenny G seems like a legit dude: https://twitter.com/kennyg/…

Zero interest in the fries after they stopped frying them in beef tallow or whatever.

McDonald's is garbage save for the breakfast menu. Always has been, always will be.

I wasn't on board until I watched the clip of Cee-Lo leaving in a Batmobile giving a double bird and now it's my favorite thing in the world.

Goddamn it, I rushed to the comments to make a Famous Monster Actor Doug Jones joke and you beat me to it.

Hahahaha, the Reboot/Remake obsession has been there since day fucking one. Need I remind you there were already eight different versions of The Wizard of Oz on film before the Judy Garland version came out.

Shit's really gonna hit the fan when you meet DMT Loch Ness Monster.

Fucking wook.

Maybe enabling him by allowing him to host the show wasn't a good idea? Maybe?

WORLD OF WONDER WHERE ARE MY NEW EPISODES OF UNHHHH????

Oh you're 100% correct. I'm just finding a lot of grand guignol chuckles out of politics today until I remember, wait, holy shit, the amount of sheer shamelessness doesn't cover up the fact that these great big old piles of shit are the ones in power.

First as tragedy, then as comedy. Then I drown because my throat is just full of hot blood.

This shit sounds like it was written by a cop.

This has the stink of the live action Aeon Flux all over it.

Goddamn, time to watch Tombstone again. Seriously.

Nothing has made me feel the generational gap between Gen X and Millennials more than having to explain to my 26-year-old friends who Spuds Mackenzie was.