Any time someone tells me they don't like Bill Paxton, I'm, like, "Motherfucker, have you SEEN Near Dark?"

This movie has been in devleopment hell for 25 years.

A+ Latrice shout-out.

Hopefully this leads to an Aukerman-helmed U2 St. Patrick's Day Netflix special.

It's without question a great performance, but seriously. Put any scene on and close your eyes: 100% Giamattified. Totally shameless.

I will not rest until Christopher Nolan admits Heath Ledger is just doing the world's best Paul Giamtti impression.

Lots of people around here don't seem to remember what it's like to be a 13-year-old.

Have you never been a shitty teenager threatening to beat up the world? I'd figure this would be the most relatable meme.

Fuckin' FINALLY an expansion to the Slickaverse that I've been waiting for all these years.

Waxwork Records puts out gorgeous reissues. Definitely picking this one up.

AS THEY SHOULD.

More importantly: why didn't pretzel croissants become a bigger thing? I can always get them when I visit L.A., but I'm shit out of luck when I return to Portland?

You should jump in, it's a great show.

The season finale will end with RuPaul bringing Katya onstage just to tell her she lost again.

If you haven't experienced the crazy racism of What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue, you're in for a… Treat?

Before you can ask, yes watch the television show before the movie, dumdum.

Nicolas Winding Refn should direct everything forever.

Rich people are sociopaths.

Needs more Butthole Surfers.

I thought she was one of those celebrities who went completely batshit crazy after 9/11, like Dennis Miller, or one of the Zucker Brothers.