Yo yo yo.

We do that with burritos and call it "California-style."

Yesterday was my birthday and I celebrated by burning two joints, eating a Naked Chicken Chalupa and seeing the new Resident Evil movie in 3D.

Don't encourage people who don't deserve the spotlight simply for your own shitty, ironic chuckling.

Seeso still not on PS4, huh?

I like Michael Bay unironically.

For a split second I thought the headline read "Mojo Nixon's anorexia drama."

Fight Club is great if you're 26.

Bisexual dude with sweatpants that have a ketchup stain on them here - when will it be my time to shine?

I figured all of Harmon's material was cut when the film ended and we didn't get an extended freestyle rap where Dr. Strange claimed to have fucked everyone's mamas

Hey, how bout getting someone who has made more than one or two movies? Bonus points if those movies weren't minor cult hits.

And if they're shot in 2.35, they will most definitely be cropped which is probably the biggest reason why I never watch movies on HBO Go/Now.

The Razzies have always been about picking on easy targets that are already lying in the gutter clutching their head instead of truly horrendous films.

Seatbelts!

Can't we have both?

Last I heard, Tim Burton had the rights and was remaking it with Johnny Depp and no, I'm not fucking with you, sorry.

But what does Gilbert "Dice" Gottfried think?

I did a search for The Dark Backward to see if they were legit, and they're totally fucking legit.

Actually the full title is Hot Buttered Cop Porn.

The comments section on this one helps because it helps me single out any potential enemies in the form of people shitting on this film.