HOPEFULLY.

Devo has been rendered the most on-point social commentary of the 20th century after the election. There's simply none greater.

That's an objectively shitty portmanteau.

Alternate joke: don't worry guys, he was actually talking about Rob Schneider specifically.

Don't worry guys, everything is fine, I peed in his Coke.

Two hits of acid if you have the fortitude for gross things.

That's all fine and dandy for you pretentious shitheads, but lemme tell you a 'lil somethin' 'bout a little brand called BAR-S…

I always thought Refn was making movies just for me. Then I saw this in a multiplex completely alone front and center after two joints (to really let the thing be an overwhelming spectacle) and had that idea proven to me.

NWR in a nutshell.

It feels like Refn's fallen off the deep end completely into total, absolute Refn-ness (a move that I'm 100% on board for, dude's still my favorite working director today), which only makes me want his weird, abstract Barry-Lyndon-Pacing-Meets-Troma-Guts-and-Gore takes on Logan's Run and Wonder Woman (starring…

It broke my brain the year Only God Forgives and Spring Breakers came out and neither got a cinematography nod.

A loving tribute to a game nobody liked and everyone hated when it came out. But hey, any nostalgia is good nostalgia, right?

Rob Schneider: not entirely white, 100% wrong.

Walt Disney Treasures - On the Front Lines is the DVD released about a decade back with a solid collection of war propaganda (I mean, it's still propaganda) that's well worth grabbing if you got a hundo to spare.

Kuhn Narin's making their US debut at Pickathon I believe and they're awesome: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I have been told the fabled fourth Sleepytime Gorilla Museum album The Last Human Being is available to purchase, but you must solve a puzzle in order to get to it and must agree to never, ever share in in any capacity.

Seriously though, this basically amounts to "They sure don't make them like they used to" bullshit that every generation shouts at the top of their lungs as they're flung off the cultural cliff by the younger generation.

Apparently Reznor hasn't made the effort to find the good shit, because YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO FIND THE GOOD SHIT IN EVERY GENERATION. IT'S YOU, NOT "THEM," WHOEVER "THEY" ARE.

Amy Sedaris Loves Gear.

Dan the Automator.