Guy Maddin's doing the film version of The Seduction of Ingmar Berman and Leos Carax is also doing a Sparks-centric film next.

NEW YORK TIMES? NEW YORK TIMES? YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN US?

I love postmodernist art, the films of David Lynch, The entire musical output of The Residents and Taco Bell, so fuck you.

National. Treasure.

My first thought reading this headline was "It better be Jimmy Broadway,
King of cuckold porn."

God bless you, Fart Machine.

No BoJack, no deal.

The American media flat-out ignoring Sparks is pretty much par for the course is my understanding.

New album by The Residents on Valentine's Day - first new official album from the band as a whole since 2008.

Carrie Fisher with Coca Cola is like Lil Wayne with Lean. It's the documentary's third main character and I love that very much.

I mean, I guess I'll settle for this if Nicolas Winding Refn doesn't have a movie coming out this year, but It'll be a pale imitation.

Hey Paul.

Pictureplane said his entire set was filmed by Malick and that Gosling spent the off-hours arm wrestling everyone and smoking blunts with Big Freedia.

Don't you fucking kid yourself, the subtext of the Internet today is "The first person I ever jerked off to died" and don't you forget it.

America has no one to blame but itself.

Stop stealing my Abe Vigoda bits out of the comments section, AV Club. Rude.

I've seen the trailer for this in front of every movie I've seen in theaters for what feels Ike at least six months and this shit was intolerable from the first viewing.

Disney's digging deep into that pool of Comedy Bang Bang talent and I dig it.

Real talk: Desperate Living is the best John Waters film. It's also the only movie he did that was outright mean-spirited and angry.

9 Lives would have been a better movie if, in the middle of various WACKY scenes where people and cats jump in slow-motion across the screen in the middle of chaos (it happens by my estimation once every 10 minutes) the would cut directly to a cold, sterile shot of Kevin Spacey in a coma for a minute or two. Family…