They’re playing.  They want you to play back.  It’s important to have a lot of toys and things for cats. 

Kittens have razor sharp claws and they can fuck you up if they wish to.

I’m pretty sure that exposing yourself and masturbating in front of unwilling people is criminal.  And if it isn’t, it should be.

It sounds like the real problem for our friend Murray is that the water in his town isn’t drinkable.  

I just realized that I’m thirsty. 

How is it more wasteful than me getting in my car to pick up take-out?

Thank you. I really didn’t want to watch a video about this.

While I disagree with you about this particular show (I loved it), I am firmly on your side when it comes to bailing on things that aren’t entertaining or otherwise interesting.  Life is too short to consume movies, books or television that you aren’t enjoying.  

Is this necessary?

I still see Fringe posts popping up on Facebook every now and again.

This was a favorite movie of mine for a long time but I watched it a few years ago and I had Sound of Music earworms for weeks and week.  So now I’m afraid of it.  In fact, I’m afraid that just reading this article will bring them back.

I was thinking insurance. What it turned out to be never crossed my mind.

Outlander, by a mile. But that’s probably just because I’m not really a Star Wars fan at all. 

“looks from the series will be available to purchase on Amazon” 

When I was 12 or 13, shortly after I learned how sex works but had not yet let on to my parents that I was aware, there’s was a hideously embarrassing moment watching Johnny Carson with my parents.

Yep, you definitely win despite the stiffness of the competition.

You’re doing this to yourself why?

The fastest way to make me not watch a movie is to put Adam Sandler in it. 

So what does a person have to do to get out of the greys around here? 

I knew she reminded me of someone.