This recipe is specifically for a version that has no tomatoes. Much is made in the text of this fact.

You’re better off with smoked sausage or hot links than with Johnsonville andouille.  

Have you checked to see if you’re a super-taster? Because carrots are not, to most people’s palates, bitter at all. They’re generally sweet. Super-tasters are super-senstive to bitter flavors and that might explain your experiences.

Isn’t it a lot sweeter than most mayo, though?  

You’re absolutely correct. Hidden Valley in a bottle tastes like it’s a day or two away from being full-on spoiled. But real ranch, with real ingredients is generally delicious.

Sometimes ham has a sort of funky undertone that can be sort of gross. I’ve never had super fancypants ham, but I suspect that the funkiness is more than an undertone and is actually a feature.  Which is why I’m happy with bland supermarket ham.

The first incarnation of his cooking show was bad. Not the food, necessarily, but the rest of it. The set was supposed to be a basement, tricked out with a pool table and decorated the way you might expect a young Guy to decorate his parents’ basement. He would have his buddies over, among whom were Mustard and Dirty…

It’s fine. I love Noel Fielding and he and Sandy have cute chemistry.  

My company used to be based in an old building that had once been the home of a “School for Feeble-Minded Children.” When I first saw that, I was like “Ooh, that explains a lot.” 

No other species has entrees. 

I think that’s pretty funny.  Unless it’s breaking some rule of the competition, it’s not shitty.  What it does is point out that all of your other co-workers have broken taste buds.

I’ll just travel with some of those small post-its.  

Not really since it’s a product of respiration, not digestion.  It’s more like plant breath than plant farts. It certainly isn’t plant piss.  

It’s not hard, but it is tedious.  And messy. And frankly, makes me less interested in eating said meat.

I understand critiques around the adaptation but I don’t understand critiques of the acting and production values.  Both were outstanding. 

I was going to post this if no one else did.  

Honest to god, I’m a little teary just thinking about it so it’s a nope for me.  But then, I have a strict policy against watching movies and shows about animals.  I can watch people being brutally murdered all day but if someone is mean to an animal or a kid? I just lose it.

Now that’s a good teacher. I am in awe of that teacher.

That’s awesome.  

Our HR person won’t let hourly people work remotely, not even when it’s most definitely in the best interests of both the company and the worker.  Not even temporarily.  It’s maddening.