Hewlett Packard makes steak sauce?

I once had a fling in New Orleans with an Australian guy

Sorry, comrade, I put ketchup on my hot dogs all the time.

As opposed to those pale, pasty-looking things in the photo above.

There's a cubic shitload of sugar in ketchup.

The distinction that isn't being made is between something's botanical designation for it and its culinary designation. Potatoes and tomatoes are vegetables when we're talking about cooking and tubers and fruit when we're discussing botany. Since we're pretty clearly talking about cooking and eating, we don't have…

I bet you're a blast at parties. Culinarily speaking, which we are, they are vegetables.

There is so much awful shit going on in the world right now that I can't be that upset when the AV Club posts something harmlessly sweet.

So here's what I want to know: Do you seal up the little baggie thing every time you go? So that in the end you have a sort of poop-filled version of those air cushions that Amazon uses? Or does it get sealed up when it's collected. Because one way is considerable nastier than the other.

Did you read the article?

Just because there's a patent application doesn't mean that there is an actual product.

That's quality co-working right there.

No so much offensive as obtuse.

Are you Dopps' mom or something?

I'm going with fictional.

As a bonus, no more waxing because ripping off that tape will do the trick nicely.

They make tape for that express purpose.

There is a Disqus channel called AV After Dark that might meet your needs. Great people from here who have migrated over there. They're expecting a lot more users after this Kinja thing happens.

I only noticed it because for a few minutes, it was all goofed up and there were like two of everything. I honestly would not have paid any attention if people hadn't been talking about it.

I might have to re-visit that, then. Having grown up in NOLA, I have trouble watching things that are Katrina-adjacent.