punkgoose17
punkgoose17
punkgoose17

Why is it 2017 and adaptive/turning headlights are not standard on all cars?

I don’t feel very motivated.

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the Rimac as it crashed was ‘Oh no, not again.’ Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the Rimac had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

Quacking happy.

“For me!?”

I wish more cars could be as happy as the Sprite.

I thought airbags in old Kia’s were just for decoration and insurance premium breaks. Kinda like 2+2 cars were...useless.

The BBC was just a single with bacon, and without mustard. The ratio of condiments didn’t change. I know because 25 years later, the goddamn training song is still stuck in my brain.

It’s not the holiday yet, but we’re always thankful for the Triumph TR7!

The Last of the Iron Lungs

Martha Lillard spends half of every day with her body encapsulated in a half-century old machine that forces her to

Did someone say a Porsche Scion?

I thought that first one was a Subaru.

I see your Scion, and raise you an Alfa Camino:

I’ll see your Hocus Focus and raise you a Scion XB Ute.