punishingcrab
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A negative comment from Archaotic.

Peace sells, but who's buying?

I'm interested to see how Bloodborne looks on PC compared to the PS4 version.

I've seen some impressive things on Miiverse. The community of artists is really good, you guys could do a piece on it.

Are we going to talk about the giant elephant in the room?

And now I can finally just get one scene of Spidey and Daredevil together on a ledge somewhere above New York and die a happy nerd.

Not too long now...

This has jumped from irritating to comically ridiculous for me. Hand over the popcorn.

I'm tempted to parody stuff like this when I eventually launch the game I'm working on. I'll announce several different versions, each of which is actually just the same game. Literally, same game. Might not even make it show which version you bought, just literally the exact same game.

Remember the days when we thought horse armor was ridiculous?

I heard you like games

So basically in order to buy the game you have to figure out a fucking puzzle of what edition to buy. It's like a game within a game.

$50~, guaranteed rare. Yep. Devs have shit the bed. Fuck these games and everything they stand for.

I played it and enjoyed it the first go-around, but the premise wore off by the second play through. A lot of what makes this game "scary" became a novelty once you knew what to look for.

Action Game of the Year

Action Game of the Year

I like Cracked's explanation on Roanoke Island: That second group of settlers didn't really get the chance to investigate what happened to the original bunch, because a few years later an even bigger mysterious phenomena occurred: Blue-eyed, pale-complexioned Indians began showing up on nearby Croatan Island.

The era when Kate Upton's breasts stood for integrity and a quality product is sadly gone.

It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.

Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.