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Yeah, but many are tired of it. Especially his favorite:

One of these is not a bank, and one is not an ATM, use either at your own risk. Reminds me of the big-bank ATM at the local mall, I once saw a wheelchair bump the stand, which gave a static spark that caused the machine to reboot, spilling it’s OS/2 guts all over the Galleria. Never used one of those since.

I would add #5 (#4 has already come up in the comments):

It’s always been about fire. Nukes, AI, and GMO’s get the press, but fire has (probably) killed more of us than any other technological advance...

On Sunday “some” Amazon Echo devices heard the word “Alexa” from the Super Bowl commercial and began waiting for a command.

They’re shape-shifters, so when captured or killed, they change back into people...so NOT finding a carcass or capturing a live one, proves they exist.

Fresh ground, every morning. Yeeeessssss.

Fresh ground, every morning. Yeeeessssss.

There - fixed it for ya, ok thx

So you haven’t actually seen Rob Gronkowski or JJ Watt, eh?

Sorry, we were looking for King. Jack King Kirby.

  • Cruising at 85+ mph, because that’s how fast traffic is moving

Um, I thought most major car makers just developed their own systems rather than pay Bose royalties?

Supes has had a vow against killing at least since the end of the 40's.

You forgot #6 - Lambada, the Forbidden Dance (strictly prohibidabado)

I made a perfect skipping stone once. I threw it into the surf as a child, and never saw it again. At last report, it had traversed the Equator and was sighted heading for the South Pacific, still skipping...

Superman is our hero. A few decades ago, being a hero meant being smarter than the bad guys, and bringing them to justice, a la FBI. Shooting bad guys in the street was how Communist China dealt with opium dens, Gulags were how the Soviet Union dealt with political dissenters. These weren’t mainstream American values.

I would not feel so all alone, everybody must skip stones.

Stone Temple Pilots

Cool - that’s the new loop for my white-noise machine, to gently carry me off to slumber-land tonight. That Hemi sure sounds pissed!

I liked the one where the American troops tracked him down behind enemy lines and fought the Germans with the sticky bomb