awesome! i’m dying. however the one above in response to david blaine just made me die laughing. :) it’s just somehow perfect.

There’s a whole series of them, and they are comedy gold.

The reflective piece in his mouth, that he makes such a big deal of aiming the gun at, playing around with his cellphone? That stuff is the distraction, under the guise of aiming. That’s what “breaks”, and then he spits out the bullet he has had in his mouth all along. The gun fires a blank.

This book cover is my everything now! Thanks for posting it!

This fucking irresponsible douche.

Ben looks like major crap and that nurse looks entirely too enthused to be having her photo taken with a legitimately sick client. *side eye*

GIRL IM DEAD BYE

The many ways these people ingest food is so fascinating to me. I want to write a doctoral thesis on it.

Someone get that Bella girl a glass of water because she is thirsty as hell

I just, in a horrified way, remembered all the times my parents had to discuss “Christmas” when I was a kid. You have scarred me.

oh, i should add especially if one dude has more money than the other :|

you know, there’s one more factor: do your chosen men get along. unfortunately i’ve seen the answer ‘no’ to this question tear apart a few female friendships.

We’ve always said it’s because we never liked the same drugs or men