how sick can you be. this poor girl. there are no words.

awesome! i’m dying. however the one above in response to david blaine just made me die laughing. :) it’s just somehow perfect.

awesome, thanks. i fully don’t believe he does it for real, but wish he would stop pretending he is. super irresponsible and douchey.

i love this!!!

i feel that

ok fine! lucky you - i haven’t been able to ever experience that. the people i know are just too competitive or something idk

now i want salad

you must be young. no offense, but it won’t last. xo

oh, i should add especially if one dude has more money than the other :|

you know, there’s one more factor: do your chosen men get along. unfortunately i’ve seen the answer ‘no’ to this question tear apart a few female friendships.