people are legit furious that she has. friends.

tupac is pregnant w matt damon’s baby

is it matt damon

Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.

For the first time in my life, I have FIRST HAND CELEBRITY GOSSIP!!!! My boyfriend was at a restaurant in LA and he sat next to a pretty famous actor and his non-famous wife and their extended family and she was totally pregnant and this is not public knowledge at all, and I just had to share it with someone because…

Ugh. Whenever discussions of diversity come up, suddenly they’re these idealists who just want the best, most qualified person for the job. And we’ve got an amazing cast here. Do they think another Will Ferrell movie would be better? The guy is at the point he needs new genres to be funny (okay the whiny manchild…

Seriously. My husband still doesn’t get why a female Ghostbusters is necessary. I told him it’s as if I went into his parents’ attic, found his old action figures, asked if I could play with them, and he slapped them out of my hand and said, “No! You can only use Janine and Dana.” They’re just lying there gathering…

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

Iexpect a little bit of craziness from io9 but if its bad I am about to go argue some assholes down! I just got ungreyed over there too? I am going to tell some people off

i just don’t even bother any more. some of the highest-grossing movies so far this year had female protagonists/writers/directors, and the most profitable night on network tv is run, written, and acted by women. we’re winning already, my friend. they’re just too close minded to notice.

Thank you! I was so upset about that. I really shouldn’t read the comments.

I also am a fan of thin elvis and young Paul Newman tho so I definitely have a type

that comment section ruined my life.

this is 1000% correct advice that I almost certainly will not listen to.

kind of has a better joker face than leto.

I think that was legitimately the first movie I’ve ever walked out of thinking, “I want to see a sequel to that. Or a whole damn franchise.” I know it probably wouldn’t be as good, but Spy was just SO GOOD and I’d rather watch more of it than James Bond any day.

She was great in Spy making me laugh.

Speaking as a younger (to her) more in shape guy, she’s hot as fuck and I’d be a lucky guy to share her bed.

Near-complete silence (foam ear plugs), near-complete darkness (mask if necessary), and half a Unisom (the blue oval sleep tabs, NOT the gelcap kind). But it still takes me a long damn time to fall asleep.