punchedbymarkesmith
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Shit like this is why people make fun of Jezebel.

“Political?” People need to stop acting like she’s Nina Simone or Paul Robeson cause she ain’t. She’s part of the establishment and happily supports it. Just cause she indirectly referenced The Panthers doesn’t mean she’s down with the cause.

You should see him in Crimson Peak.

You know who was known as a famous joke thief in comedian circles? Robin Williams. One of the things about being in any kind of creative circle is that everyone kind of influences each other. C.S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkein were known to be good friends. Is it a coincidence that they both wrote similar and extensive

My brother met Jade at a red carpet at Chris Rock’s brother’s birthday party when she was still relevant enough to be invited to such things. He was filming the event and had her say hello to me because he knows I hated her.

Apparently he’s touring with some surviving members of the grateful dead in a show I’m just gonna go ahead and call “the worst”

Far preferable to the shopworn boo-hooing of self-proclaimed “nice guys” who are endlessly bitter that pretty girls don’t want to fuck them. Guess what? Not everyone has to want to fuck you, and it really doesn’t have anything to do with being nice or not. The “pretty girls only like assholes” trope is both pathetic

Just go for it. Despite being a good-looking guy when I was young, plus smart, funny and interesting, I never had the confidence to pursue the really great-looking girls. Almost inevitably I’d find out after-the-fact that I should have.

lol I have pretty oily skin so it doesn’t have the same effect on my face- although I do slap on moisturizer pretty fast after using it. It makes me feel so clean.

Nah. The very fact that you feel inadequate and self-conscious about your ability to girl means you are, in fact, girling at normal levels.

I think that the premise is that she leaves Pittsburgh, not Philadelphia, based upon one of the articles in your link. We can’t be confusing Yinzers with Hoagiemouths...both parties would be deeply offended.

Or, and this is just a theory, maybe this is a guy who has committed moments and experiences of his life to song, in an effort to work through the raw emotion of these experiences, and not as a guide map for how people should act. Maybe that’s the whole purpose of art, the expression of self, unfiltered by expectation

It definitely allows you to be picky in weird ways you might not if you were interacting with real humans in real life, because the connection seems more tenuous some how. For example, I work in editing and publishing and am definitely hyper-aware of the way people sound in text. Unfortunately, a lot of people who are

Dude. I just broke up with my boyfriend of six years. At first it was liberating to realize I could meet all these new people, but then I realized I would have to use something like Tinder or OK Cupid to do it and also simultaneously realized that the reason I was with the same dude for the last six years was because

I think she means the fact that, for example, Lorelai makes a comment about how she got the “good kid” when she finds out Rory is still a virgin (which implies Paris is bad for having sex) and later can’t handle the idea that Rory is having casual sex and is very judgemental of it. She also makes a LOT of gay and

I JUST saw that episode and I was super amused. My roommate is watching for the first time and he delights in it as well.

I just started rewatching and I was like wtf is Kirk doing pretending he’s the random DSL guy?! So lazy

Oh my, so sorry for the delay! I feel like I should quote Sookie, when Lorelai asks her what crazy wedding things she had ordered from Bora-Bora while living in Emilyworld: “I’m gonna shield you from that one.”

Philadelphia, anyone? We can be super annoying and say all the dialogue out loud, like I do when I watch alone (which is always.) And of course, a giant plate of untoasted PopTarts.

I would buy that shirt.