Their job is a real-life SNL skit. I don't think I could do it.

#lifegoals

just don’t get caught and you can do whatever you want, boo

i wish my job would let me be drunk every morning before 1030

I love your tag for this article!

Don’t you love when someone’s argument is so out of left field that you can’t even word because of it?

10 days? 10 days isn’t a “micro” anything. 10 days is a full vacation.

Maybe you should go on a microhike for ten days and chill out.

So I’m not the only one who reads these and feels like: a) I’ve done things completely wrong, or; b) It must be fun to live in Imaginaryland?

I don’t even know where to start with that. Of course poverty has to be addressed but so does drug addiction and not by putting more people in prison.

My kids won’t have student loans, and I sometimes fear they will write these kinds of articles because I’ll have to so kick their asses...

I AM LITERALLY FUCKING FILLED W RAGE RN

So FYI, this post actually broke moriarty’s ring tone.

I want those shower capsules too. I have zero use for them, but I want them anyway. I am a sucker for capsules.

That’s from your resumé, isn’t it? <3

Right !? I would have eaten all the donuts. Lick them and put it back ? Never in my life.

That’s crazy. People sure love their guns tho. Looking at guns is boring, like looking at other people’s holiday snaps (except the bikie. Guns, that was scary and fun) and I feel like they expect you to be excited.

Lol, did you talk to any dead celebrities? The bikies were fine considering. They showed me their gun collection which was nice of them.