Yeah, that would murder mine pretty quickly. I winced the whole time I read this post.

So nearly a month later, I have successfully revived my Twitter account and followed you. I’m young but feel dumb and old already trying to use it lol.

Yeah, I guess it is an impulse for a lot of people. So far it isn’t for me, and I hope that won’t change. If my mom is any indication, it won’t. I also really hate the related sentiment of “you’re too young to know about that!”. I don’t mean in a nice, surprised “Oh wow, I didn’t know you knew about that” way. I mean…

I’m 31.

I should pick up some cranberry juice. I meant to last night and forgot. I drink water like a camel saving up for three months in the desert, so I’m covered there. :)

I did catch mid-stream, but I don’t think I used a wipe. :/

I know I should chill. You know how it is though. You get all ready and informed and then someone has to come up and tell you a horror story to undo all of that haha.

So I’m scheduled to get Mirena this Friday, and I’m having a mini freakout about some stuff. Can I ask you a couple questions if you have time?

You’re the best, Ms. Boozavelt. Congrats on your ungreying! :)

Question, if you don’t mind, do the flight attendants usually let you throw your bags out? I used to get quite nausea, but never get to the throwing up (which is sometimes worse because you feel like shit with no relief). However, as I get older, I’m more prone to it. I flew to visit family in May, and I threw up on…

True, it is a life model of...some kind, but damn. It’s depressing to me. Whatever works for them I guess.

Hey now, that hardly makes you dumb. :)

I never realized what your username was until you added the “Ride the Stimutacs” part. (Unless that’s always been there, and I’m just losing my mind)

Hmm, I’m not seeing any credits for The Bachelor on Marti Noxon’s imdb page...

I don’t know. I similarly wonder why most of the “hot” popular super shallow chicks from my high school ending up marrying dudes who were way older and way uglier than them. Why go through the trouble of maintaining all that? A friend of mine has a theory that they feel secure with dudes like that, and perhaps that’s…

Isn’t Nick described as having a “punchable face” in the book? Because Ben Affleck definitely has a punchable face.

Man, that is all kinds of wrong. I’m so sorry they subjected you and the rest of your class to that.

Wtf?!? How did that teacher not get fired? Did they show you all of it? Because you’re not supposed to show hardcore sex scenes and such in school usually...

Just not in the same sentence as Dawson or even Sevigny.